The Kingdom of Pax Germanixan is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 173 million Pax Germanixans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The powerhouse Pax Germanixanian economy, worth 11.8 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,054 Deutschmarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, shooting someone has never been safer, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Pax Germanixanian mussels the biggest in The North Pacific, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pax Germanixan's national animal is the Black Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Pax Germanixan is ranked 67,294^th in the world and 1,955^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.